Secret Confessions

If you tell us yours, we'll tell you ours

Come on, we promise not to tell. Admit it, we know you're hiding something....

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I have no sense of fashion - someone please give me tips
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"I have temper tantrums that are worse than my kids"
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When I first became a mom, I cried for two weeks straight.
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I'm tired of being a mom. I love my kids, but I'm tired of being responsible for everyone.
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I have come to the conclusion that I am not nice!!! At least it is not my first reaction!!
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I am like the person who just hears blah, blah, blah!! Only sometimes I make up my own words coming out of their mouths!! Things like "good job", you are wonderful!!!
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I stopped listening about 20 years ago!!! That sounds bad I know but it is true. Mostly this is what I hear BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
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I am not nearly as optimistic as everyone thinks I am. I just fake it!!!! Sometimes when people are whining at me and asking "what should I do"? I think how the hell would I know!!!
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Actually, karma is motherhood with an attitude!
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Motherhood is karma with an attitude.
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The snoring is so loud, I'm shocked he doesn't wake himself up! From crying babies, to worrying about teens, to this.
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my daughters new puppy arrives today!! I feel like a grandma!!