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Category: May 2010
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Jokes My Children Taught Me!

Read the other day that a belly laugh burns 40 calories and well, we can all use a good laugh.  We rather giggle than go to the gym any day. So post your funniest.

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1

drama mama

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls!

2

Mom

Q: Why don't women need watches?

A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

 

(from my 16 year old son - clearly I failed)

3

drama mama

OMG! that's awful! But mine was probably worse since it was my 6 year old that brought the leprechaun joke home from kindergarten!

4

thepix

Ok, this is really silly but I wrote it down so that I would never forget it! When my son was four he said to me "why did the chicken cross the street?" Of course I answered I don't know. Then Max said "to get to Macdonalds"!!! My son was laughing so hard I couldn't stop laughing and then he said "Mumma if you take me to Macdonalds you might get to see a chicken"!!!! I was laughing so hard I almost crashed my car and I did take him to Macdonalds!!!

5

Mom

My 15 year old son walks into the kitchen and says, 'hey mom, want to hear something funny?'

 

I say, 'sure'

 

he says, 'women's rights!'

 

must spend more time with this boy

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