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April 2009
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Things My Mother Told Me
Share tidbits of advice your mother gave you like "Don't run with scissors", "Keep your hands to yourself", "Money doesn't grow on trees", "Don't leave the door open, we are not heating the neighbourhood!"....Add Yours to the List!
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My mother never said this one, but a good friend of mine's mother did. She said, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man!"
My mother said, "A moment on your lips, forever on your hips!" - she was talking about food, not men!
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My Nanna used to say " A woman without lipstick is like a cake without icing" I loved that one it used to crack me up! God I miss that woman!
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She said 'there'd be days like this!' She also said, 'nothing lasts forever, so even if it's bad, enjoy it; tomorrow could be worse!'
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"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to stay like that!" - I guess I should have listened!
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If you eat the crusts of your bread they will make your hair curly?!!!!
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"What were you thinking?!" I used to be offended by that one and then I had kids and I heard it come out of my mouth, and then as I looked at their blank expressions, I understood the other thing my mother used to say, "Just you wait until you have kids! Maybe then you'll understand."
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"You're driving me crazy!!!!" - let's just say grandma loves karma.
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If you keep that up, you're gonna get it! - then my little sister would pipe up and say, 'Can I get it too?' - that used to make mom laugh and in the end no one ever got anything.
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'I'm going to come to your house when you're older and jump on your sofas, leave dirty towels on your bathroom floor & complain about what's for dinner!'
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are you sure you want to wear that? she'd always wait to say it when I was walking out the door
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Only the hours of sleep before midnight count! and of course my other personal favorite nothing good ever happens after midnight!
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Posted by:
Mom
January 29, 2010 12:05PM
If you're going to be bad, do it really, really well.
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"Be careful, watch out, stay safe" but what she taught me was life isn't forever, so I told my children, "Figure out what you want and get going."
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Posted by:
Mom
March 14, 2010 6:26PM
I don't love you anymore.
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Hi Comment 18 (Mom),
If your Mom said that to you she either did not mean it or was trying to be cruel. Yes there are some Moms out there that probably should not have become Moms. Just because she said it does not mean you are unlovable.
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